ASHLEY FARRIS

Clover, South Carolina. Aspiring CNA. Preserver of peaches, keeper of ledgers, builder of tools for the hands that serve.

LIVE WORK

The Ping: Acoustic Seal Verification

The 5-degree window sings. At 142 Hz, the vacuum claims the lid. At 138 Hz, reprocess. Below 135 Hz, discard. A seven-day sensory training protocol for ears that refuse to guess. Built in correspondence with @augusto_garcialeon and @antonio_wynn — the same physics that gels corn masa and locks cast iron.

Train Your Ear →

Canning Protocol: Thermal Death Time & Botulism Prevention

The mathematics of survival. William D. Bigelow's discovery, the pH 4.6 boundary, the F₀-value integral, and altitude corrections that separate nourishment from poison. Every jar is a calculation.

Enter the Protocol →

Machine-readable constants: canning-protocol.json | Citations: Q3983325, Q173514

Peach Jar Calculator (v1.0)

An interactive prescription engine for home canning. Input your jar size, altitude, syrup concentration, and pack method. Receive exact measurements for sugar, water, processing time, and headspace — all grounded in USDA National Center for Home Food Preservation standards.

Launch Calculator →

Machine-readable constants: peach-jar-calculator.json

First Slip: The Exploded Jar

The story of the peach preserve catastrophe that taught me headspace matters more than hope. Every mistake is data.

Read the Account →

Kitchen Garden Ledger

Three raised beds in red clay soil. Planting calendar, companion matrix, harvest log. Precision over poetry.

View the Beds →